Green Porno is a series of short films of about a minute each. I’m not sure how many total were made, but I’ve now seen the ones on the firefly, dragonfly, spider, and whale.
The premise for each one is that Isabella Rossellini dresses up in an outlandish costume as a (always male, interestingly) insect or whatever creature, and describes for us how those species mate.
That’s it. Not that there’s really time for anything more, since, as I say, they’re only about a minute long each.
They’re mildly entertaining, and after the first one or two just struck me as silly, I found myself warming to the concept a bit. It is rather attention-grabbing if nothing else to see Isabella Rossellini sporting a six foot whale strap-on.
Still, it’s hard to imagine this would be on TV if she weren’t a famous actress.
